Who's got my handphone?

A group of wealthy men were in a gym's men's changing room in one of the most exclusive and stylish club in one of the most high profile cities in the world ..err CQ can't remember where it is? Could it be here in our local town? or maybe somewhere in Lucerne huhu ...

Anyway, suddenly a savvy ringing tone from a handphone can be heard in one corner of the room. One of the gentlemen answered and following is said to be the conversation ..

"Hello?" "Honey, it's me,"

"emmm... "

"Are you still at the club, hun?"

"Yeeaah .."

"Honey, i'm at the shopping complex just two blocks away from your club. Hun, i saw this new beautiful silk corset ...it's beautiful honey, can i buy it?"

"How much is it?"

"It's only $1500.00"

"Ok, you can buy it if you really like it,"

"Ahhh thanks honey and before i came here, i dropped by at the Cycle & Carriage and saw a new model of the Mercedes series. I love that new series. And i have discussed with the salesman and he agreed to give a good price ..anyway it's good if we could trade in with the BMW we bought last year..."

"How much did he offer?"

"Only $280,000.00... "

"Ok but make sure it's on-the-road price."

"Great! before we hang up, there's one more thing.."

"What?"

"Honey, please don't be mad ok, i have checked your bank account ...and this morning i went to the real estate office and i got to know that the house we took a look at last year is on sale now! Do you remember? The house with a love-shaped swimming pool and an orchid garden at the back ...facing the beach. it's beautiful honey."

"How much did they ask for?"

"Only $740,000.00. It's alright yeahh honey.. and i have checked that our bank account can cover the cost."

"That's good. Quickly confirm before there's another buyer but try to get at $700,000.00 ok?"

"Ok honey. thank you. we meet tonite yeah! I Love You !"

"Bye... I Love you too..." that man ended the conversation and flipped back the handphone ...and at the same time raised his hand with the handphone in his hand and asked to those who were still in the changing room..

"Does anyone know this handphone belongs to who?"


kwang kwang kwang - moral of the conversa-cion!

"Be sure who you talk to and Never! leave your handphone out of your sight!" huhu ...