just to make you smile...

This is my first full post written in mix of English and Melayu Brunei. This joke was given to me by a Bruneian friend, a couple of months ago. I am not sure if this joke has been written in any of the local blogs; should it has been...please be assured that it was not intended to be a copycat nor to offend anyone but for me to have a go at writing in the said languages especially Melayu Brunei.

Ceta nya cemani bah ...ada sorang awang baru start keja di airport control senter..trainee kali aaah... Masa break ...iatah ia sorang saja di opis...then ia kedengaran ada kol SOS dari satu airplane yang inda tau asal usul nya.. kat frequency radio...so si awang ani pun bakurapak tah dengan Kapten atu....

Kapten: meyday meyday....help anyone! airport control??

Awang: halaau...

Kapten: my airplane has been hit...

Awang: aahhhh tamparik kali...

Kapten: you must help...please...my airplane is going down...

Awang: apa kaaan....what?

Kapten: help! airplane is going to crash.....what to do?

Awang: oohhh....ada imam inda di airplane atu?

Kapten: what imam?

Awang: cemani tah...u ikut what i cakap ok....

Kapten: ok...hurry up!

Awang: innalillahiwainnalillahirajiuun .....

Kapten: @#^&%$()@@#$#@